Friday, May 29, 2009

Xan's a Graduate!

All grown up and ready for Kindergarten!! At this point she will be driving tomorrow and ready for the Senior Prom next week. Where did the time go?...I blinked.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Teachers' Top Ten for the Last Ten Days....

10. You are so tired, you now want to answer students' questions with "shut up".

9. Your friends call to ask how you've been and you immediately scream "Stop asking me all these questions."

8. Your garbage can is now your "IN BOX"

7. The next kid who asks you for a pencil is going to hear "Don't you ever have anything? Do you see Wal-Mart tattooed on my forehead?"

6. You fantasize about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now!

5. Your recess jumps from 15 minutes to 45 minutes.

4. The only thing in your classroom to eat is chocolate with a soda chaser.

3. Math lesson consists of "calculate how many days we have left, hours, minutes, no wait, seconds..."

2. You find yourself saying "This is May, you should know the rules by now" way too many times a day.

1. You start turning the teachers of the next grade level into big scary monsters who "will NOT accept this kind of behavior at all next year!"

Thursday, May 14, 2009


1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words,
but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what is going on.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

First Celebrity Fatality from Swine Flu

I think we all know how this happened.....

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Trouble and Mini-Trouble on Wheels

Last night the two "sisters" felt the need for speed on Xan's four-wheeler. Xan and SK were having way too much fun!!